*Man delivering food knocks on the door* Miles: “HI CHINESE MAN!” Delivery man: “…..I’m not Chinese” Me: *facepalm* Every time the doorbell rings, he has something embarrassing to say to the person behind it. _____________________________________________________________ Me: “Do you even know what condiments are?” Miles: “Something you use for sex? Me: Why couldn’t he just know … More Funny/Embarrasing/Crazy Things My 9-Year Old Brother Has Said