*Man delivering food knocks on the door*
Miles: “HI CHINESE MAN!”
Delivery man: “…..I’m not Chinese”
Every time the doorbell rings, he has something embarrassing to say to the person behind it.
Me: “Do you even know what condiments are?”
Miles: “Something you use for sex?
Why couldn’t he just know what condiments were? Just…why?
*Playing DC Universe*
-Loading screen shows this picture-
Miles: *devious grin* They look like raindrops.
From now on, you’re not allowed to look at the loading screen >_<
Me: “What are you gonna draw?”
Miles: “Me dancing to BOOTYWORK!”
And just in case you haven’t heard the song, here’s it is:
Yup…this song is definitely appropriate (-_-)
Me: *Gives Miles Sparkling Cider bottle*
Miles: “Am I allowed to drink this?” O_O
Me: “Yeah! I bought it for you and Laila.”
Miles: *Runs to mom* “Mom! Can I drink this?”
The funny thing is, my mom thought I gave him alcohol too and had her “I’m about to yell at you” face on. It’s just apple cider people!
Me: “Ready for your first day of school?”
Miles: “I’m not really going to school today. I’m just practicing wearing my uniform for next week.”
Don’t he look handsome? Gotta love this kid.