Some Song Lyrics Have Me Shaking My Head

“Stupid Hoe” Nicki Minaj

“You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe”

^Now repeat that about 4 more times

*claps hands* Yet another brilliant hook from the fabulous Ms. Minaj (I really hope you heard the sarcasm in there).  If you read my other post about the whole Mitt Romney, Nicki Minaj controversy, you already know how I feel about her as an artist.  However, this song has to be the worse that I’ve ever heard by her.  The lyrics are horrible and the music video is disturbing (the obsession over her butt is getting old).  I remember when I first watched the video on YouTube and saw that the top comment was along the lines of, “Finally a song about herself.”  I couldn’t agree more random YouTuber.


“Party” Beyonce feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West

“You a bad girl and your friends bad too, oh
We got the swag sauce, she drippin’ swagu”

I’m sorry, but what the heck is “swagu”?  That is honestly one of the silliest made up words I’ve ever heard.  Plus, I always get a mental image of someone dripping wet with barbeque sauce when I hear this song.  It’s one of those songs that was all over the radio so I couldn’t get away from it.  I actually like the song itself, but I don’t know what they were thinking with the “drippin’ swagu” thing.


“A Milli” Lil’ Wayne

“I’ma venereal disease like a menstrual bleed”

First off, uh gross!  Second, is it bad that I have two people from Young Money on here?  Third, I honestly don’t know what he’s trying to say in this line.  Is it just me?  No matter what it means, I always make a face when I hear this line.


“Macarena” Los Del Rio

“Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena

^Random, I know

Oh the Macarena, good times!  This is not on my list because of the words.  In fact, I don’t even know what the words mean in English.  It’s on here because no one else knew them either.  As everyone did the dance in unison, all you would hear is a bunch of gibberish in a low voice until the “Heeeeey Macarena AAAhAA!”  None of us knew what we were saying.

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